From a French spy film OSS 117

From a French spy film OSS 117

Holy shitsnacks,

this is so real.

Beats chicken soup

Beats chicken soup

airrunner:

lookingspiffy:

SO MAYBE I HAVE A NEW DESKTOP WALLPAPER

Fuckin obnoxious, what a shortass cutie

(Source: twitter.com, via airrunner-deactivated20140524)

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airrunner:

myheartpumpspetrol:

someone requested Miata’s so here’s 8 of them! (source)

I think I just came

airrunner:

myheartpumpspetrol:

someone requested Miata’s so here’s 8 of them! (source)

I think I just came

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I did a food shop…

I did a food shop…

Context

airrunner:

It’s snowing! I drove in the snow! And didn’t end up in a ditch :)

And you didn’t do a 40 MPH to 0 360 spin across 4 lanes either? Incredible!

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I just noticed that in the Top Gear “British Made” segment, the Lotus parked up right behind the ice cream van.

I just noticed that in the Top Gear “British Made” segment, the Lotus parked up right behind the ice cream van.

I'm cold: Drink!
I'm bored: Drink!
I'm tired: Drink!
I can't sleep: Drink!
I'm lonely: Drink!
I'm not enjoying myself: Drink!
I'm having fun: Drink!
I'm hungry: Drink!
I'm tense: Drink!
I'm sad: Drink!
No words, Netflix.

No words, Netflix.

Been

pulled while DUI

Yo,

Fuck the neighbors, I’m up for lease renewal!