airrunner:

coralleighh:

josejalapeno352:

A US Marine on ship feels sorry that his doc can't get a lap-dance for his birthday, so he hooks him up.

No homo.

Omfg

Hahahaha yesssss my peopleee

Who says we need women in the military? Looks like they got this.

I believe that’s the technical term

I believe that’s the technical term

I was so mad

When Ferrari pitted Massa right after he did all that work overtaking Vettel, but at least it all worked out.

Safe bet

that Kimi is disappointed with whatever place he was

(Source: f1juice, via airrunner)

That’s more like it

That’s more like it

Careful, Kimster; Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Careful, Kimster; Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Vincent: Jesus Christ, man.
Jules: Don't blaspheme.
Vince: Goddamnit.
Jules: I said don't do that!

Video Games

Yes, the military uses video games to train soldiers. Yes, it’s because they’re very effective at desensitizing civilians to violence and combat. HOWEVER. The military’s video games use real weapons, with realistic ammunition. And only after hours of physical training and range time. So, can video games help people learn to kill? For sure. Can Call Of Duty teach teenagers combat and murder? NO.

Gun Control Republican Style

An assault weapons ban is a bad idea because most gun crime is committed using handguns.

More backround checks and handgun registration is beside the point because it wouldn’t have prevented Sandy Hook.

750mL

of Port in 3 hours, and I’m still not drunk. Something has to be done.

@Airrunner: I’m sorry, did you say “buy more”?

onecuriouschip:

I Have No Idols. I admire work, dedication and competence. - Ayrton Senna
19 years ago today, Ayrton Senna lost his life while leading the San Marino Grand Prix. This drawing (which I drew last summer) is my tribute to one of the most inspirational racing drivers that ever lived. 

onecuriouschip:

I Have No Idols. I admire work, dedication and competence. - Ayrton Senna

19 years ago today, Ayrton Senna lost his life while leading the San Marino Grand Prix. This drawing (which I drew last summer) is my tribute to one of the most inspirational racing drivers that ever lived. 

Are you coming on to me? Damn cloppers.

Are you coming on to me? Damn cloppers.

Me when a coworker (usually Pasternak) succeeds at making fun of me

Reverse-Hipster:

I listened to Gangnam Style after it was not cool