Wonder if they’re normal. Here’s a quick test:
If you find what is, objectively, a pile of manufactured pop song garbage that speaks to you and describes how you feel, congratulations, normal; welcome to the fold.
Hey guys…
How did Ferrari suddenly become a race winning car? It’s freaking me out, stop it.
Days like this I just call in sick.
Me when discussing version control, build scripts, PackageMaker, memory management, or inheritance with my co-workers. I know I’m right, but I can’t just be all “shut up, senior developer, you forgot about X”
OMG guys Derpy Hooves sdfsjklfnsdfwwersdfsfwdfxbf
Guys, I think it’s time.
I know where South Park got the idea of a blood-thirsty goldfish from. Creepy.
Now that’s what we want every driver’s view to be… The back of the Lotus ;)
that rear wing with the ice bird… so cool! can’t wait to mod my Z to get the same rear fog light
Kimi Raikkonen is a formula one sensation.
(Source: f1juice)
I am sort of,
Oh man, it’s that time of the day when no one’s online.
But it’s night here, and I’m going to re-watch Spain GP and go to sleep.
Damn it all.
I’m so pissed off when I buy some different liquor and it ends up being super shitty. What in the name of all that’s holy do they think they’re doing labeling apple juice and vodka as a “pomegranate comso”? Fuckers. I should never buy any new alcoholic beverages. This was the last time.
Kanye: “I’m in that two seat Lambo…”
Me: what is this song supposed to be, sexting??
Oh Kanye. Are you clarifying that it’s a two-seater because Lamborghini came out with two four-by-four off road suv supercars, or because you’re an idiot, and don’t know that every Lambo ever (except those two that I just mentioned that you obviously know nothing about) has two seats? kthxbye
(Source: wehateeveryonebutweloveeachother)
The flavah-enhansah!
